carlosrodrigo

Geek code

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Version: 3.1
GB/CS/E d–(–) s():() a C++ U@ P? L E? W+++ N? o? K–? w+ O? M+ V? PS++ PE+ Y? !PGP t+ 5 X++ !R tv+ b++ DI++ D+ G e++ h— r+++ y+++
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Which means…

Geek: GB/CS/E
I’m a geek of business.
a geek of computer science.
a geek of engineering.
Dress: d–(–)
I range from …
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
… to …
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
Shape: s():()
I range from …
I’m the height of an average geek.
… to …
I’m the height of an average geek.
I range from …
I’m as round as an average geek.
… to …
I’m as round as an average geek.
Age: a
I’m between 30 and 39.
Computers: C++
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Unix: U@
Perl: P?
What’s Pearl?
Linux: L
I know what Linux is, but that’s about all.
Emacs: E?
What’s Emacs?
Web: W+++
I am a WebMaster. Don’t even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I’m not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
Usenet: N?
What’s Usenet?
Usenet Oracle: o?
What’s the Usenet Oracle?
Kibo: K–?
Unknown kibo code –?
Windows: w+
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I’ve installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
OS/2: O?
What’s OS/2.
Macintosh: M+
A mac has it’s uses and I use it quite often.
VMS: V?
What’s VMS?
Politics-Social: PS++
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I’m a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
Politics-Economic: PE+
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
Cypherpunks: Y?
What’s a cypherpunk.
PGP: !PGP
I don’t use PGP.
Trek: t+
It’s a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: 5
I’ve seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: X++
This is one of the better shows I’ve seen. I wish I’d taped everything from the start at SP, because I’m wearing out my EP tapes. I’ll periodically debate online. I’ve Converted at least 5 people. I’ve gotten a YAXA..
Roleplaying: !R
I don’t role-play.
Television: tv+
I watch some tv every day.
Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI++
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
DOOM!: D+
It’s a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e++
Got a bachelors degree
Housing: h—
Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h—, you’re as good as there already.)
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+++
I’m married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.